December 2011
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Dec 1st
November 2011
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Nov 16th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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I choose (not to talk to) You!
So there’s this one girl I met on Halloween who dressed up like Pikachu. Lemme start over. A group of us were pretty drunk and thought watching Mulan was a great idea (and it was), so we did.  Drunk Pikachu Girl walks into the room and says, “OMG, IS THIS HERCULES, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!”  Me being me, I reply, “Yeah it is!  Do you want to watch Hercules with us!”...
Nov 6th
October 2011
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Oct 28th
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WatchWatch
teenagemutantninjanoses: This. Just. Is. Wow. melissaluvlyness
Oct 23rd
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Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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We are the 99%
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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September 2011
11 posts
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
2,080 notes
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There's one thing that remains crystal clear to...
Sep 24th
I've never felt more mortal than I do right now.
Is this fear?  It doesn’t feel like it, although I do feel exposed.  Exposed, as if I were suddenly pried open by a pair of indescribably menacing mandibles.  As if I were left slowly deteriorating within its heated maw, the sting of acid burning my flesh.  As if I were being digested without haste, without concern, without promise or hope.  I feel awakened, inspired, and even more...
Sep 20th
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Scratch Pad
I can’t seem to love you. I’m sorry if that’s too much for you to handle right now. I understand more than anyone the hurt you’ve been through. I’d say we could still be friends, but I just can’t seem to love you at all. I wish a lot of things. I wish they made glue for hearts (they do, it’s called ice cream). I wish black and white was never gray. I wish...
Sep 12th
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Rando: I bet there's some tension between you and your sister.
Evan: Why do you say that?
Rando: Doesn't she go to Iowa State?
Evan: Uh-huh.
Rando: And don't you go to Iowa?
Evan: Yep
Rando: Well, didn't Iowa State just beat Iowa in football?
Evan: In what?
Sep 12th
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Scratch Pad
1. Some say I’m a masochist With a bleeding heart from self incision And indecision to blur my vision For reasons not even I can see  2. One day I hope to be less hopeless. But I remain hopeful. And my hopes are high. And I wish I really were. 
Sep 11th
Sep 9th
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They'll think I'm insane, but you'll all know my...
Sep 3rd
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August 2011
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Aug 30th
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Dance with me for I'll be leaving soon.
Aug 27th
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
Fuck off, .giflr. Can we start posting real art...
Aug 25th
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Aug 11th
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I admit that I... I'm just a fool for you.
Aug 10th
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Aug 6th
July 2011
8 posts
Jul 24th
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My friends call me Hadouken, 'cause I'm down,...
Jul 22nd
There's something missing and, you don't feel it. ...
Jul 21st
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I reckon I've always been a farmer. Some say my...
Jul 18th
Jul 16th
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“Boys are real stupid.” Your eyes don’t work properly. Neither does your heart. “Boys are real stupid.” Take a look in front of you. You are real stupid. “Boys are real stupid.” Quit dealing with children then. Cannot sympathize.
Jul 13th
Jul 12th
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I have given up this notion of “you and I.” But I don’t need friends. 
Jul 4th
June 2011
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“Healers present a calm and serene face to the world, and can seem shy, even...”
– http://keirsey.com/4temps/healer.asp
Jun 30th
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Jun 26th
“I know too much about life to have any optimism. Because I know even if it’s...”
– Louis C.K. - Louie Pilot Episode
Jun 26th
“A few years ago, I used to lurk on LiveJournal. LJ has the best possible...”
– Regretsy.com http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/09/no-thanks-just-looking/ 
Jun 18th
Evan: this is going to sound racist, but I'll risk it. Can you make horchata?
Gabriella: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im a legit mexican..
Evan : Ok, now let me rephrase the question. Can you make ME some horchata?
Gabriella: like cooking,, cleaning, all that stuff. yea, in the fall sure!
Evan: Ok, now that you've said all that, let me rephrase AGAIN. Will you marry me? Don't answer right away, but while you're making the horchata think about it.
Jun 8th
ivilee: She guarded her heart Brain-washed, she sadly forgot How to fall in love
Jun 1st
7 notes
May 2011
12 posts
“When you’re in a town like this all covered with smoke, you forget that...”
– Naota, フリクリ
May 29th
I'm not crying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rjHZQ_LQsg These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,  I’ve just been cutting onions.  I’m making a lasagna…  for one. I just want everyone to know SLASH understand how wonderful this year has been for me.  I started off my Iowa career in temp. housing and I was under the impression that I was going to hate the...
May 13th
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So close....
May 13th
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I don’t want to wait for this A ruined list, the longing kiss Making all the moments last As if we had, the sentiment
May 4th