I choose (not to talk to) You!
So there’s this one girl I met on Halloween who dressed up like Pikachu.
Lemme start over.
A group of us were pretty drunk and thought watching Mulan was a great idea (and it was), so we did. Drunk Pikachu Girl walks into the room and says, “OMG, IS THIS HERCULES, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!”
Me being me, I reply, “Yeah it is! Do you want to watch Hercules with us!”
“Ok!”
Eventually she figures out that it’s not Hercules, but Mulan, laughter ensues, she may have been a little upset, who knows? Fun. A couple days later she adds me on facebook, and ever since then I’ve made it a point to say hey to her when I see her on facebook chat. Because 1, she’s p. darn cute, and 2, what’s the point of having a facebook friend that I don’t talk to? The problem, however, is that she’s never replied. Once. I even change it up! Sometimes I say “hi” instead of “hey”. WHAT MORE DO YOU GIRLS WANT?!
Ok, so I finally got fed up and gave her an ultimatum. Which states:
“ok, last time i’m going to say hi to you and if you don’t say hi back, then i’m going to start throwing pokeballs at you
hi”
I hope she says hi soon. I really don’t want to have to design, patent and manufacture pokeballs.
EDIT: I’ve decided to link pictures of pokeballs for the time being. I hope she understands. I might start taking bets on how long it takes for her to unfriend/block me.
