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Evan Bunnell is a symphony of intangible thoughts and incoherent ramblings. To define Evan would be to define beauty and destruction, heaven and hell, reality and make believe, all at once.Following
I’m lonely. Tired and oh so very lonely. God, I wish you were here. Why aren’t you here?
I’m thankful for Tommy Oliver, Jason Lee Scott, Kimberly Hart, Zack Taylor, Trini Kwan and Billy Cranston.
I will cherish this love for the rest of my night.
Andrew Dice Clay is so terribly unfunny… It’s painful to listen to him.
Shut up and wipe the blood off of you anus. That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.
actioncalvin:kleinjinx:
O.O All of my dreams are coming true…..
Cause this shit’s not about pants.
And this shit’s not about shirts.
And this shit’s definitely not about hair.
THIS. SHIT. Is about having a good fucking time.
Maybe music isn’t dead… maybe music isn’t dead.
Maybe we all just forgot what it fucking sounded like.
My greatest gift to you is a dance floor free from insecurity!!
I’m in Keokuk. So somebody should hang out with me.
Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s.
-Young Urban Christian Male Jonathan Acuff aka Biggest Douche Ever
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This sickens me.
Team Edward.
(via plusthepanda)
